Looove your style, Shani! Don’t forget that some people just don’t/can’t/won’t read emails and actually need phone calls to receive information… mostly middle-aged penis-owners, in my experience.

The trick is to be able to tell if you are trying to communicate with a Shani or a Bill… Shanis hate calls, Bills can’t do emails.

If anyone has a sure-fire method to figure out who is who, please share it with the world!